I almost didn't share this story, for my own embarrassment, but decided that it was too classic to keep to myself. So read on and enjoy a giggle at my expense....
A couple days ago, we decided to take the kids out for a fun dinner. Right as our food arrived, Ellie decided that she just HAD TO go to the bathroom. Sighing at the usual bad timing, I stood and led her to the bathroom. She did her thing, and then I figured that while we were in there I may as well do mine. The stall, however, was a little small, and there were no protective seat covers, so Ellie had to stand behind me in the corner while I went. I pull down my pants and do the squat/hover thing and all of the sudden she starts singing, very loudly,
"I like big butts and I cannot lie......". People in the next stall are laughing. I hurry and get her out of there and go back to our table. I tell Matt the story, and between fits of giggles he asks her why she was singing that. She says, "Well, Mom was sticking her big butt in my face, and it made me think of that song, so I sang it."
LOL.